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Teaching students that having ‘salad’ with their boyfriends three times a week is OK is just small step from invading Poland says MP

Western Plains MP Ron Slutty has blasted the Government’s ‘Healthy Living’ program saying it smacks of totalitarianism at its worst.
‘Even Hitler didn’t encourage people to eat more vegetables or go for a walk now and again,’ he said.
Dr Slutty was speaking after the release of a Government report suggesting that poor diet and lack of exercise may be causing some people to put on a little bit of extra weight.
‘Personally, I blame too much oral sex’ said Dr Slutty.

 

UUP nominations

Having the occasional frankfurter, a packet of chips, two cans of coke and a mars bar three times a day has never done me any harm says Slutty

 

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