Locals in Western Plains claim that aliens have returned to the town after an absence of several weeks.
There hasn’t been a reported sighting of aliens in Western Plains since last month when a couple were allegedly spotted drinking in the public bar of the Grand Hotel in Liebig Street. This gave rise to fears that the aliens would eventually meet – and almost certainly mate with – Western Plains bogans. That now appears to have happened.
The precise location of the aliens’ sighting hasn’t been disclosed as locals fear public attention could encourage even more bogans to visit the town in search of a mate.