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Beloved hippo may have ‘offed himself’

Gastro Fustaigne, the chef de mission suspected of involvement in the ‘offing’ of Western Plains beloved hippo, Stir-Fry, has said he is the victim of a giant conspiracy. He made the comments outside the Oriental Palace where he has sought refuge following his departure from Western Plains Zoo and Brasserie. Mr Fustaigne claims that before his mysterious offing, Stir-Fry the Hippo was suffering from depression and there is no evidence to suggest that he did not ‘off himself’ rather than have to spend another day living in Western Plains [read more….]

Pictured 1) Giant conspiracy           2) Giant panda (market price)

moon_landing_hoax_story_giant_misstep_inbangladesh-jpeg        th6tjdba18

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