South East League Division 5 outfit Shepparton Sheep Shearers (Free Presbyterian) are living the dream after their come-from-behind victory over Western Plains Wanderers (Shearbian Un-Orthodox) in the Inter-Denomination Cup Quarter Finals.
As always with part-time teams from remote areas, the Shearers’ staff and players have a variety of different occupations, as well as a variety of outstanding warrants:
– Centre-back Vic ‘The Vicar’ Dibley is facing a string of charges relating to his use of the church computer to download shornographic images;
– The goal hero against Western Plains, Jake ‘Deacon’ Brodie is facing trial on charges of disturbing the fleece;
– And local vet, club masseur Michael ‘Soapy’ Soutar is helping police with enquiries relating to his habit of getting in the sheep dip with the [read more…]
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