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Applications Now Being Accepted at Western Plains Tech

Western Plains Technical College
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NOW REGISTERING

Registerations is now open for undergraduate courses at Western Plains Technical Colloege and Smash Repair Shop.  We have a wide range of courses available, including Panel Beating, Anger Management, Bogan Rappery and LGBT Studies so apply now and get yourselves tooled up education-wise so to speak.*

WP Tech is recognised for its courses all over Western Plains. It’s the graffiti covered shed conveniently located 10 kilometres out of town. [Find out more….]

WP Tech has campuses in both Western Plains and Eastern Plains making us truly global. [Find out more….]

WP Tech courses are grounded in the real world. Irregardless of what score you get in your exams, we’ll give you what you need to succeed – a pass mark. [Find out more….]

WP Tech Jack of All Trades. This course provides you with a blank diploma so you can fill in all the important bits yourself. Or get your mum to do it if you are literally challenged. And by literally challenged we mean [Find out more….]

At WP Tech we believe that brilliance knows no sexual preference. Neither does ignorance obviously, but that completely misses the point. [Find out more….]

*Some courses may require actual study or whatever. Ask if you are not sure.

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