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Neither Team Has Failed to Score

Keep up to date with all the action LIVE on Western Plains TV…So far neither team has failed to score in a lifeless first half.

Bob: Jimmy, what’s the latest score down there at Barren Park, home of Western Plains Wanderers?
Jimmy: It’s end to end stuff here Bob, 1-1 at the moment with chances galore at both ends.
Bob: And who has scored there, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Nyth Hateem has scored Bob.
Bob: Neither team has scored?
Jimmy: Yes.
Bob: But you said the score was 1-1.
Jimmy: That’s right. Nyth Hateem scored in the first half.
Bob: I see. So both goals came in the second half?
Jimmy: No, Nyth Hateem scored in the first half. It was 1-0 at half-time.
Bob: It was 1-0 at half time but nobody scored in the first half?
Jimmy: Noah Buddie scored in the second half.
Bob: So its 0-0?
Jimmy: It’s 1-1.
Bob: I thought you said nobody scored in the first half.
Jimmy: Nyth Hateem scored in the first half.
Bob: So who scored in the second half?
Jimmy: Noah Buddie.
Bob: Nobody scored in the first half and the second half?
Jimmy: Just in the second half. Nyth Hateem scored in the first half.
Bob: So who scored the goals again?
Jimmy: Nyth Hateem scored in the first half and Noah Buddie equalised in the second half.
Bob: But the score’s still 1-1?
Jimmy: Correct.
Bob: And nobody has scored the first goal?
Jimmy: No Nyth Hateem has scored the first goal, and Noah Buddie got the second.
Bob: So its 0-0?
Jimmy: It’s 1-1.
Bob: And nobody has scored a goal?
Jimmy: That’s right. Hang on. He’s just bagged another!
Bob: Who has?
Jimmy: Noah Buddie.
Bob: So neither team has scored in the second half as well as the first.
Jimmy: No, Nyth Hateem has failed to score in the second half.
Bob: Has anybody scored?
Jimmy: Ernie Buddie might score today the way things are going, but so far it’s Noah Buddie’s name on the score sheet. He’s looking for a hat-trick now
Bob: Who is?
Jimmy: Noah Buddie
Bob: Wait a minute. Nobody’s on a hat-trick because neither team has scored!
Jimmy: Nyth Hateem has got one goal but Noah Buddie has scored two.
Bob: That’s what I thought.
Jimmy: And Nyth Hateeem looks in the mood to score another.
Bob: Another? I thought you said it was 0-0.
Jimmy: No, it’s 2-1, try to keep up Bob! Hang on, Noah Buddie’s clean through, only the keeper to beat, oh wow, that was a great save!
Bob: Who made the save Jimmy?
Jimmy: Joe Hart
Bob: Joe Hart made a save? Are you taking the [read more…]

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