Launching a controversial new campaign that aims to improve our understanding of the sexual needs of people suffering from dementia, senility and depravity, Dr Kyndlie Bendover has called for the subject to be treated with sensitivity, tact and common sense. She says that for many years people have been too shy or too inhibited to talk openly about the perfectly natural desires that young women feel to have sex with demented old men. But she says things are changing with prostitutes now allowed to visit Western Plains Home for Retired Soldiers and Seamen.
However critics say that the benefits of the program have yet to be proven.
‘The thing is that after 10 minutes, the patients want to be treated again’ said Nurse Whiplash, who asked not to be named. ‘They don’t remember doing it the first time’.