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Pretentious, the Western Plains Constabulary?

Researchers say they may have to review a recent finding that 50% of people in Western Plains are not pretentious following the release of a police statement confirming that as part of an intelligence-led operation in the central business district of the town, vehicle tyre deflation rounds were discharged directly into the pneumatic rubber casings surrounding the wheel rims of a vehicle being driven by a person suspected of participating in serious criminal activities as part of a recognised and practiced tactic which is used specifically to disable a vehicle and which was deployed in order to reduce any potential wider impact to the public and to maximise their safety.

 ‘Yeah, we shot the bastard’s tyres’ a spokesperson said.

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