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Positions Vacant – Bloggers and Twitters

Due to the feckin uselessness of its current team of writers, John Fustaigne Publishing is currently recruiting staff for various positions in its news drawer (some bastard stole the desk).  Successful applicants will have a proven track record in getting obvious nonsense published in the so called ‘mainstream media’.  Work for the South Korean Spy Agency would be especially well regarded.  No time wasters, BBC types, Welsh, bible bashers, sports bores, people who say ‘not necessarily’ at the start of every sentence etc, people who say ‘et cetera’ when they can’t think of anything else to say etc.  For a full list of people who need not apply, you could try clicking here (warning file exceeds 500GB).

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