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More Irregular Maritime Arrivals Spotted in South Pacific

Police in West Polynesia fear that Australia’s policy of automatic detention for irregular maritime arrivals may be causing some to seek refuge in places that they would not usually consider.

‘We have never seen this type of migration before,’ said a spokesperson. ‘Many of these new arrivals are obviously fleeing danger in their native habitat. Others have heard that this is one of several places in the South Pacific where somebody weighing half a tonne, with no neck and wee short arms has a good chance of getting picked to represent the All Blacks.’

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‘You guys got any vacancies for a hooker?’

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