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City divided along deadly lines

A new social study has uncovered evidence of a city divided along deadly lines. It is claimed that out of all the people who were buried in the Western Plains Cemetery last year only 0.5% had attended a tertiary education institution. Campaigners are blaming the strict entrance requirements and are calling for these to be relaxed so that people with tertiary qualifications but who are not quite dead can also be admitted to the Cemetery. ‘I am sure a lot of people would support this’ said campaign spokesperson Jacquelin Hyde.

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